Men Are Hard To Please
o係人地度睇完覺得好好笑......The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also ...
:icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101: i swear it's not true~ 原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-910:09 PM 發表
i swear it's not true~
x2 原帖由 STAM 於 2006-4-923:50 發表
x2
x3 原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-910:09 PM 發表
i swear it's not true~
同意~
but how about "Women are hard to please" ? If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT......
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it's not true x 4 :icon105: 希望作者快d生番埋個腦荀...... 原帖由 andyhsb 於 2006-4-1003:19 PM 發表
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT......
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it's not true x 4 :icon105: x5:icon101::icon075: 原帖由 Spiderman 於 2006-4-1002:43 PM 發表
同意~
but how about "Women are hard to please" ?
If u KISS her, she says u r NASTY
If u dun, she says u dun LOVE her
:icon086: agree:icon032: :icon032:傅統大男人... If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic 原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-1101:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic
give me 5 :icon101: 原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-1101:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic
:icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101:呢句先係真 原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-1008:44 PM 發表
If u KISS her, she says u r NASTY
If u dun, she says u dun LOVE her
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:icon101::icon101::icon101::icon101: 原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-1101:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic
IF they send a "Women are hard to be pleased" to you, they will say how universally true it is
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