Men Are Hard To Please

rain12180

o係人地度睇完覺得好好笑......

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also ...

Saviowen

i swear it's not true~

STAM

原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-9  10:09 PM 發表
i swear it's not true~

x2

hehe0114

原帖由 STAM 於 2006-4-9  23:50 發表

x2

x3

Spiderman

原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-9  10:09 PM 發表
i swear it's not true~

同意~
but how about "Women are hard to please" ?

andyhsb

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT......



it's not true x 4

PCbeMature

希望作者快d生番埋個腦荀......

Smithy

原帖由 andyhsb 於 2006-4-10  03:19 PM 發表
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT......



it's not true x 4

x5

Saviowen

原帖由 Spiderman 於 2006-4-10  02:43 PM 發表


同意~
but how about "Women are hard to please" ?

If u KISS her, she says u r NASTY
If u dun, she says u dun LOVE her

~~冬之子~~

agree

源．京一

傅統大男人...

ic421

If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic

STAM

原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-11  01:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic

give me 5

華頓

原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-11  01:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic

呢句先係真

rain12180

原帖由 Saviowen 於 2006-4-10  08:44 PM 發表


If u KISS her, she says u r NASTY
If u dun, she says u dun LOVE her

簡拿華路

原帖由 ic421 於 2006-4-11  01:32 AM 發表
If you send this to guys, they will say this is very plastic

IF they send a "Women are hard to be pleased" to you, they will say how universally true it is