Juande Ramos is leaving Spurs training ground when he is pounced on by a woman with her knickers round her ankles,she says "Juande,will you sign my pussy"
No thanks,he says "i've signed enough c**** already!
Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking.
"It ought to," replied the groundsman
"We put 70 million quid's worth of shit on it every week."