The fantastic boys from the neighbourhood
Whenever your opponent fails to field a valid line-up, you'll find some neighbourhood boys magically showing up ready to face your boys for an improvised game. This means your boys will always get to play (as long as you can field a valid lineup yourself of course) and you will not be "punished" for your opponent's shortcomings.
- Your trainer will not arrange birthday parties for the boys anymore, and thus he will not report any more cake eating.
As your trainer's Alzheimer days are over, he will not repeat himself anymore.