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以下係一個SIBT 同學個事蹟....以免佢認得....我打化名....不過其實都好明顯下...lie 位同學ge 口頭襌係: 唔係下話, 唔好玩la.... 好多同學都知佢lie 個口頭襌
話說有一日.....
係city..伊魔拉(化名)係city 見到king..伊魔拉立刻上去 say hello...伊魔拉話佢自己今晚會係city 個巴士站過夜,冇巴士返屋企..king叫佢搭288 la.幾夜都有車ga...伊魔拉繼續講:好夜,我驚wor... king即刻用伊魔拉先生ge 口頭襌同佢講: 唔係下話( 應用得好好,請鼓掌),你上次係我屋企打功夫.你識功夫ga ma.驚咩ar你...伊魔拉應返佢: 唔好玩la, 如果個賊有刀, 我真係要舉起雙手投降ga la.....
上一次伊魔拉係king屋企打完功夫之後.我同ar yau講緊踢波...伊魔拉又走埋黎好大力推我shoulder話:「 calvin 你係到起腳你想挑釁我呀?? 」......佢想點.... =.=
又有一次星期2 econ 堂..伊魔拉同學遲大到並爆門入課室, 當時..伊魔拉面青口唇白, 口張開, 驚人得很....econ老師問佢: are u alright?....伊魔拉同學回答: i am 暈( 注意..我唔係唔打暈ge 英文,而係佢真係同個鬼佬講中文)...econ老師再問:what!?!?!?.... 伊魔拉再答: i just 暈....全班靜左好耐, econ老師= O =...講:m...ok...take a seat....."
再一次係星期2 econ 堂...break time...伊魔拉同學係最後個行行緊..當時有張凳係佢前面阻住左佢...普通人ofcoz move 開張凳la...但係..佢突然跳起..雙腳踏牆想跳過佢...高難度,佢當然真唔到...反而佢降落係張凳上面,雙手張開...lie 個動作..m...我俾 10 分full mark....
個日佢地落左堂之後, 我同4個同學去飲茶, 拿..係唔包括伊魔拉ga!!..但係佢死都跟住死都跟住..我地唔想佢都去...去到巴士站king 終於同佢講: 我地約左女仔, 好重要ge 約會, 所以唔好意思la....伊魔拉退後兩步講: 你出聲得ga la...我明ga..我唔好意思就真"..king同佢講多次唔好意思la...但係伊魔拉就起勢講:我唔好意思,我唔好意思,我唔好意思,我唔好意思....好鬼多次...十足十有3 打烏蠅圍住我耳仔飛飛飛...最尾我同ivan 都頂唔住叫伊魔拉唔好再講,夠la......伊魔拉,係怕女仔ge
星期四 mass comm. 堂, 伊魔拉同ivan講緊摔角, ivan問佢睇過味, 伊魔拉同學就好開心講la : 使唔使我示範你睇下ar~??
又係mass comm. 堂, 伊魔拉不停搖凳, 有個女仔同佢say hi, 佢當堂面紅,垂低頭講:" h...h....h....h...hiiii.....hiiii.... "
今日..... 再一次econ 堂.... 佢玩緊國際象棋..有個女仔走去佢到( 唔好唔信,真係一個女仔)講: 話!! 我覺得捉lie d 棋個人好有型ga~.. 伊魔拉回敬佢: 唔係下話, 唔好玩la!!!!!!
伊魔拉八字真言 : 唔係下話, 唔好玩la!!!!!!
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