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發表於 2007-9-8 13:23:18
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Wonderful, Wonderful Wesley
Oh dear. Barcelona are feeling a little unloved. Instead of drooling over the Fantastic Four - incidentally, which one is Jessica Alba? Eto'o? ( )Occasionally hot but mostly invisible? - the Spanish (Madrid) press are falling over themselves to praise the new Real Madrid, and especially Wesley Sneijder.
"He's the new di Stefano!" screamed Marca on Tuesday, on a player whose only characteristic shared with the nation-swapping old fogey, is that they both dribble a lot. "He shits gold!" declared AS on the diminutive import from Ajax.
Just weeks after completely ignoring Wesley on his arrival at the Bernabeu, it is Sneijder week, in Spain. But not in Cataluyna. Which is not in Spain, according to one geographically challenged Barça banner. And Joan Laporta on Wednesday. "Many people just don't understand that Cataluyna is a nation" he fumed, at the news that the national federation had turned down a plan for the province to take on the USA team.
For all those who may have missed his thrilling performance, it is Deco who is Barça's hero of the hour. "The best Deco in years" screams a pantie-peeing Sport with a rather disconcerting picture of Deco with two AA batteries where his stomach should be - (still not a patch on the Rijkaard as Moses effort over the summer).
"He offers Barcelona cohesion and strength", which is quite impressive going from a player who was dropped for most of the pre season, went back to Brazil for the girlie reason of witnessing his child being born, was on the bench against Racing Santander and who ran around a bit against Athletic.
Meanwhile back at the Camp Nou, Laporta has done his best to get his team rocking and rolling after their indifferent start to the season. "They must work harder", moaned Joan, in between lectures on nationalism and picking a fight with Thiago Motta, who he described as 'immature'. A bit rich from a man, who removed his trousers during an altercation with a airport security guard, not that long ago.
The reason for this stance, was after words from Atletico's 57th midfield signing of the season, criticising the conduct of the club for the past six months of his Barça career, not that he is miffed about being a rojiblanco, of course.
"This is not a step back", declared Motta, on his step back. "The dressing room here is backed with winners" said the much maligned Barcelona party boy and probably new best mate for Maniche.
A peculiar whining noise echoing throughout the streets of Madrid, on Wednesday, can only have meant one thing - José Antonio Reyes, was giving a press conference. "I did expect to play more, I won't lie", moaned the winger on his two substitute appearances so far.
And he ensured that he would continue his exile on the sidelines - probably very lonely exile - by criticising his team's performance in the 1-1 draw with Mallorca.
"We seemed a bit apathetic, we didn't want the ball. In the dressing room, we thought that we were better than them and that we were going to win".
Rumours of what exactly happened around the on / off Riquelme signing are still pinging around the Vicente Calderón, with sporting director and self confessed muggle, Jesús Pitarch refusing to be drawn on predicting Atletico's fate had the Argentinean lazy arse been brought in, "I'm not Harry Potter, I don't know what would have happened had he come."
Valencia have had their weekly in-house tiff. This time it was work shy winger Vicente at the centre of the storm, after he attacked the club doctor in the press and to his face for his suggestion that all of his 'physical' problems were in his head.
"I have lost confidence in the doctor, my injury is not psychological", ranted the midfielder, shortly before being slapped with a punishment from club pressie, Juan Bautista Soler.
Another very unhappy bunny is Sevilla striker Ernesto Chevantón, who has been pushed out of the Pizjuán picture, "If I have to buy out my contract, I will", threatened the Uruguayan poacher.
Almería have reinforced La Liga Loca's wish that they go down faster than Kate Moss, backstage at Glastonbury by revealing that they have the name of David Bisbal, written on their team kit.
Espanyol have ensured that a swift transfer will have to be done to the blog's Fantasy League team by announcing that Moby lookalike, Ivan de la Peña will be out of action until the end of the month.
Getafe coach, John Jensen, has been put in charge of getting the super blues strike force firing again. The same John Jensen who scored his first goal for Arsenal on his 98th appearance for the Gunners - an event which produced t-shirts celebrating the event.
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