I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "Shit, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
...He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you f*cking do it"
原帖由 熱刺#29戴維斯 於 2011-4-12 04:36 PM 發表
I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "Shit, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and ...