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You must be pleased with the draw.
Not the 0-0 draw, but the Cup draw, yes - it's great for the nation.
For those who don't know it's Chelsea-Liverpool and West Ham against Charlton or Middlesbrough.
Well it'd be nice if West Ham or Charlton got through, but I'm afraid to say it's fairly obvious now that the Boro are going to win the Cup.
I thought you might say that!
Well we've already needled Chelsea by thrashing them 3-0 so they'll be absolutely no challenge whatsoever.
So it could be an FA and Uefa Cup double for Middlesbrough?
What do you mean could be? Definitely!
I wish I shared your optimism, Robbo. Now we've spoken about the dull 0-0 draw between yourselves and Charlton, what about some of the other ties?
Well I'm glad to see the Chelsea diving school is continuing to flourish. Del Horno, of course, is a founder member, but Shaun Wright-Phillips scored 5.9 for that effort against Robbie Elliott.
Mind you, even if Chelsea had five men sent off, Alan Shearer still wouldn't have scored - unfortunately the old fella needs five minutes notice to get on the end of a cross these days.
And Steve Bruce didn't look too happy after that 7-0 hiding by Liverpool.
And why would he? I'm surprised he hasn't done a Keegan and walked away. That defence was more all over the place than Bruce's nose. Amazing.
The chairman, David Sullivan, has come out and says he doesn't like footballers.
Well the real reason he doesn't like footballers and football at the moment is because he's watching Birmingham every week - that's enough to put anybody off. They're looking pretty doomed aren't they? |
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